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  • 2 years old kid: *runs*
  • family: looks like he's going to be an athlete


emotions disgust me and make me feel pathetic which is why i wish i didn’t have them at times


going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco, via borinq)


alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

can’t wait to turn 18 so i can finally hear this song for the first time

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.



australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do


(via surprisebitch)